My wife was on 'Beat the Teacher'
An 80s quiz show on Children's BBC (check it out).

She said she didn't do very well, but Howard Stableford was quite nice. The odd thing is that I loved Beat the Teacher and watched it all the time, so I must have seen my wife about 20 years before I actually met her!

/fate
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:21, 7 replies)

So your story is ...
Your wife's a paedo?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:29, closed)

Nice one, I see what you did there!
She is a little older than me, but was a child contestant on the show - there's a picture with her and Stableford and the other contestants - I don't think she beat the teacher, alas.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:39, closed)

So your story is ...
you're a paedo?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:54, closed)

If I had a time machine,
then yes, I could probably be a paedo. But I don't and my missus has always been older than me, so it's impossible, based on current technology.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:01, closed)

Too much protesting here, methinks.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:20, closed)

Watch it,
Or I'll use my time machine to stop you having your great night with Manson and Matthews...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:30, closed)

You'll give me road rage, you stupid girl.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:00, closed)