Clients Are Stupid
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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Built a PC for my dad
which I do at work from time to time for customers so it's *sort of* a client. Certainly stupid anyway.
Built him a brand new computer and as it was Christmas, installed Microsoft Flight Sim 2000 on there. He was made up.
Until the point he phoned me up in a blind panic.
Him: Chris you know on that Microsoft?
Me: What, Windows?
Him: No, the game...
Me: Ah, OK. Yeah?
Him: I've just crashed it
Me: The game crashed?
Him: I crashed the plane into a mountain [/building (I forget)]
Me: Yeeeees?
Him: Look, that won't of damaged the screen will it?
Me: Bye dad
( , Mon 29 Dec 2003, 15:10, Reply)
which I do at work from time to time for customers so it's *sort of* a client. Certainly stupid anyway.
Built him a brand new computer and as it was Christmas, installed Microsoft Flight Sim 2000 on there. He was made up.
Until the point he phoned me up in a blind panic.
Him: Chris you know on that Microsoft?
Me: What, Windows?
Him: No, the game...
Me: Ah, OK. Yeah?
Him: I've just crashed it
Me: The game crashed?
Him: I crashed the plane into a mountain [/building (I forget)]
Me: Yeeeees?
Him: Look, that won't of damaged the screen will it?
Me: Bye dad
( , Mon 29 Dec 2003, 15:10, Reply)
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