Easy
I just sit back in my seat and get another 20 minutes shut-eye in my drunken stupour then get off after everyone else.
When I get to the carousel my bag is waiting, rather than getting there first and having to wait for them to load it on.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:29, 2 replies)

yeah
This is what I try to do. My as well keep my seat until the queue has died down then grab my stuff and leave.

simple.
(scotsbloke, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:45, closed)

Yup...
Sit back and wait for the sheep to clear the fuck out. Amble along and grab your waiting bag and saunter through customs like your carrying 5 keys.

Worse than the rush to get off though is the rush to get a seat on Ryanair free for all unallocated seating flights. I actually got barged out of the way in the departure shed, again just out side the door and then again on the fucking tarmac on the way to the plane. Fucking fuck nuggets! I think they might have stopped that genius idea now.

I did have to laugh the last time I flew. Late night flight about 20 people in the departure lounge, call for priority boarding (an extra £20), one person got up, had their boarding pass checked, started walking down the ramp and then they immediatley started boarding the other 19 of us. £20 well spent!
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 19:06, closed)

I'm with you.
I have a little relax, and a smile at the morons trying to get out of the plane before the doors are open. Then smile again, knowing they'll be waiting for 10 minutes at the carousel because the luggage hasn't even been taken off the plane yet.

I haven't seen yet, but would love to see a pilot "brake-testing" the passengers just for the hell of it, like the way bus drivers like to do occasionally. I would derive immense satisfaction out of seeing overweight sales reps falling over in the aisle because they're too fucking important to do what they've been told to do for safety's sake.
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 22:41, closed)

Getting compensation...
What would worry me is that if people tried to sue the airline for compensation from any resulting injury from the pilot slamming on the brakes when the seatbelt light and actually getting it.
(scotsbloke, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:22, closed)