CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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See...Fish knives and steak knives.
Surely it's "common" not to use them?
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Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:26,
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I think, in the typical way of the upper class (if this pillock is, although I doubt it)he probably just shovels it all in with a fork and chews with his mouth open.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:27,
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Lovely...Like a horse.
Which, interestingly enough is what most of those fuckers look like anyway.
I really try hard not to judge people, but he (I assume this is a "he") must be the most boring bastard in the world.
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Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:29,
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I would say this is a he, he doesn't realise the idiocyof telling people off for wearing high heels, and advising court shoes instead.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:36,
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I have no ideaWhat court shoes are, but your train of logic seems impeccable.
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Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:41,
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Have a look.images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=court+shoe&gbv=2
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:42,
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Oh, thanks!So, do we attempt to seduce him, just to give him a real-life punch in the face from all of b3ta, or is it not worth the effort?
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Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:46,
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I reckon we give him prole cancer.Smash the system etc.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:48,
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Ya see...Smashing the System would be less fun than smashing his reproductive system with a brick.
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Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:55,
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