ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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I went to my bank to get some money out to pay a garage bill....and the ATM just laughs at me because there's no cash left in my account. Furious, I stomp into the bank and wait in line huffing and generally ensuring everyone knows I'm pissed off until I get to the teller.
She asks me how she can help today. I, in my best Brian Blessed booming voice, start yelling,
"How can you help? How can you help? How about telling me why I can't get to my cash to pay a bill even though I've had my wages paid into my account every thursday for the last 2 years without fail? Eh? How about you tell me why I can't get at it now?!"
She lifted her left hand and pointed to the calendar and says,
"Probably because it's Wednesday?"
I must have stood there for about a minute before I did the only thing I could do.
"Very well then, I'll see you tomorrow"
A nice old lady just chuckled at me as I tried, and failed, to leave with anything like dignity.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:32,
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Excellent use of Brian Blessed voice(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:09, closed)
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