I wish to complain about your seal.
For it has no legs.

While it could conceivably serve some useful purpose as a draft-excluder, a pillow or something comfy to rest my feet on, the absence of a surrounding domicile places it somewhat out of context for these applications. Thus, its lack of legs resurfaces as the issue at hand.

Furthermore, having expended notable effort in downloading and attempting to appreciate your specimen, I am now concerned that my investment will be lost as there is nothing to stop it rolling away. I dare not move my laptop for this very concern.

I would be grateful if you could examine your processes and outline the measures you will take to prevent this situation arising again and your subsequent customers being similarly disappointed.

Cheery-pips.
(dxg, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:14, 2 replies)

I like this.
Nay! I love it!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:17, closed)

Dear sir,

I can only apologise for what is a great oversight on the part of the designers of the seal in question. Those in charge of the production of this batch of seals have been disciplined, and we are certain this will not happen again.

As compensation, please accept a corrected seal.



Yours,

Epinephrine

Customer relations manager
(epinephrine, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:23, closed)