The B3TA Confessional
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Nature is cruel and horrible, but not nearly as cruel and horrible as your colleagues sound! My God, that must have been soul destroying, Monday mornings are bad enough without feeling like you've killed something.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:34, 2 replies)
Do you think the parents knew the weekend meant "no food from the humans"?
Yes... I dreaded facing them at work on Monday morning. It started out innocently enough. They really meant well. Then it got to be a common joke to "give it to Kila, she kills everything!" Creatures I did not kill (immediately): turtles, kittens, budgies, dozens of lost dogs, a rabbit and a mongoose. Partly to prove I did NOT kill everything. :)
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:38, closed)
Yes... I dreaded facing them at work on Monday morning. It started out innocently enough. They really meant well. Then it got to be a common joke to "give it to Kila, she kills everything!" Creatures I did not kill (immediately): turtles, kittens, budgies, dozens of lost dogs, a rabbit and a mongoose. Partly to prove I did NOT kill everything. :)
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:38, closed)
I hope they didn't
...it'd make me feel worse thinking I had distressed them too, on top of the obvious distress they would have been in if he had fallen, that is.
Do you live in a zoo?!
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:01, closed)
...it'd make me feel worse thinking I had distressed them too, on top of the obvious distress they would have been in if he had fallen, that is.
Do you live in a zoo?!
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:01, closed)
I take in strays
At least that's what my best mate told the future Mr. Kila.
I meant that I was just wondering if the bird parents recognized the humans' go-away-for-the-weekend noises and kicked out the weaklings so as not to waste energy on them, knowing no easy food was forthcoming from the humans. Well, crumbs from biscuits and such... that we'd leave for the birds when we would eat lunch outside (we were messy eaters).
Rumor has it I was raised in a zoo. Not true, not true. Zoos have standards for raising the young.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:21, closed)
At least that's what my best mate told the future Mr. Kila.
I meant that I was just wondering if the bird parents recognized the humans' go-away-for-the-weekend noises and kicked out the weaklings so as not to waste energy on them, knowing no easy food was forthcoming from the humans. Well, crumbs from biscuits and such... that we'd leave for the birds when we would eat lunch outside (we were messy eaters).
Rumor has it I was raised in a zoo. Not true, not true. Zoos have standards for raising the young.
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