the greatest con
I was promised fabulous earning power, enough beer to drown a battleship (or something), and all the sex I could handle.

What I actually got was four years of hard work, a debt that would shame a medium-sized african nation, and a wife, which, for those who are still single, is an object far more expensive than you can possibly imagine.

Click "I like this" if you think uni was a con.

Actually, my wife is amazing, which means I get the sex. And I get to wear a wig to work, so it turned out ok I guess.
(Exiled Youth [witty comment], Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:45, 7 replies)

Sorry, bindun.
b3ta.com/questions/conned/post95058/

(And how does the wife react to being considered an expensive object?)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:08, closed)

I'm unhappy with this 'I like this' blackmail
If I like your story I'll click the button.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:56, closed)

?
Are you a barrister or a drag queen?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:15, closed)

?
What the fuck do you do?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:45, closed)

reply to replies
Yeah, I figured someone would've dunnit, bastard blackberry makes reading 14 pages of qotw a pain in the arse.

And yes, the wig is cos I'm a barrister. I think I'd make more as a drag queen though.
As for the 'I like this blackmail', I figured it was just a bit of persuasion, and as much a part of qotw as pron from frankspencer, bull from legless, length jokes, and "for that is his name".
(Exiled Youth [witty comment], Tue 23 Oct 2007, 8:46, closed)

Wigs
Can someone explain for me - what exactly is the difference between a barrister and a drag queen?
(patently Was somewhere else on, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 9:38, closed)

Difference between barrister and drag queen...
About £40?

Dunno which way though...

*gets his coat*
( snee held his breath since, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 15:37, closed)