Richard Dawkins is a secret Christian
There is a hidden message in his book "The God Delusion". By quoting carefully selected words out of context in the correct order, he can demonstrably seen to be saying things like:
"I... believe... in... God";
"I... love... Jesus";
"I... want... to... go... to... Heaven";
"Give... me... more... of... that... communion wine".

It's all there in black and white.
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:37, 5 replies)

DO NOT MOCK THE DAWKINS.
HE TELLS US HOW TO THINK CORRECTLY. YOU MUST FOLLOW THE WORD OF THE DAWKINS, FOR HE IS OUR LORD.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:35, closed)

I love this.
This is what conspiracy theories are made of. Look hard enough and you'll find anything you want to find.
Brilliant :)
( user_names_suck, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:31, closed)

and if you take the word 'not' out of the title
Christopher Hitchens thinks that god is great! Now isn't that truly remarkable!
(Mackeson_drinker, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:51, closed)

Dude, I've been checking this out
and you're right.

I've subsequently dicovered that if you read Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban backwards, JK Rowling has inserted the following letters at what appear to be random intervals:

I.a.m.a.f.a.t.o.l.d.c.o.w.

We should start preparing ourselves.
(username failed moderation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:54, closed)

Ah yes, but the Goblet of Fire's first 174 paragraphs, taking the initial letters and moving them seven* places back in the ASCII alphabet, spell out
"Hi my name is Jo Rowling and I've got absolutely amazing breasts which I tantalisingly reveal every chance I get. But you will never get to see them, geekboy! Mwahahahahaha!."

*Seven books in the series. Seven planned repeats of her Who Do You Think You Are? episode where she wears that wraparound top that almost lets the left one pop out... *ahem*. See?

ok, just me then
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:53, closed)