Trying to outsmart the up-sell
at KFC the other week.

Yep, I'll have the Wicked Zinger Tower Meal, Large. That's the 'tower' upsell and the 'go large' upsells beaten. Now give me my cholesterol-onna-bun please.
What's that? Would I like bacon on that?

Capital Idea, why yes I wou...

Fucksocks. upsold again.
(f_rev, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:23, 4 replies)

*something about Morrisey being a cunt*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:33, closed)

It's a little known fact that Morrisey's favourite meal
is a Zinger Tower Meal with Bacon. Obviously he goes in disguise though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:57, closed)

Subway
are also bastards for this. There's a guy in the Richmond branch that had my number for a while and served me ever more unlikely extras every time I went in pissed until one day when we got up to "quadruple meat" and Christ knows what else. Between his sales skills and my hunger, we had created a single footlong marinara costing more than fifteen quid which barely fitted into one of their bags. In the morning it looked like somebody had been murdered on my mate's coffee table.
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:29, closed)

Outsmart.
"Because Saying No Thanks Is Too Much Effort. And You're Feeble"

Now in small, medium, and large sizes, would you like that in large?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:46, closed)