Dolly
A few years ago my little sister had to be admitted to hospital for an operation on her foot.
She was put in a ward with 4 much older women. As they didn’t have many visitors we’d all chat to them when we went to see my sis.
One day when we were visiting her a nurse came to see Dolly.
Dolly was in her 50s and didn’t say very much but mentioned she’d had her ‘down there’ done which was a conversation stopper in itself.
The nurse had some badly hidden dildo type things on her tray and pulled the curtain round and after some mumbling and asking Dolly to put it in, we could hear Dolly groaning and saying ‘oooh that feels great. I’ve been wanting to feel that for years’

The whole ward sat with their mouths open in stony silence whilst a very newly pre-op transsexual was frigging herself off less than a metre away

*Edit - I mean post-op
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:56, 9 replies)

I don't think that makes sense?
Did you mean "post-op" and, if so, I didn't realise they ever got "proper" feeling, never mind just after the operation?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:20, closed)

I don't know how I know this but I do. In some cases the tip of the penis can be used to make some sort of frankenclit. They can never orgasm but it gives a nice sensation when frigging. I don't think penetration alone would feel good unless it's pyschological.
Still not true though what sort of hospital would give a patient a dildo to test out their new fanny?
(Bababoon, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:54, closed)

Medical dildos.
Used to prevent the brand new axe wound healing up again.
( gone, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:07, closed)

Still not convinced.
(Bababoon, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:36, closed)

psssst
I think that was a joke
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:02, closed)

Tis the truth.
Otherwise the newly created foofoo would gradually shrink closed - kind of like an unused piercing.
( Bats, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:12, closed)

No - that's right
They have to put dildos up there to stop it closing over and also stretch it out so they can possiby fit a willy up there one day
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:22, closed)

Yes - I meant post op
I don't think it was a case of her having feelings as you would with a normal vagina
It was more that she could get something up there after all these years and was enjoying it
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:24, closed)

Furry muff.
Erm, I mean fair enough.
I suppose it does make a very odd, to me at least, kind of sense.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:18, closed)

I call shenanigans.
*gets broom*
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:08, closed)

Seconded.
*gets swarfega*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:34, closed)

No shenanigans I can assure you
She was stretching out her new muff
Charing Cross hospital do LOADS of gender reassignment surgery

I'm amazed that people seem to know so much about it round here....
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:37, closed)

I'm not surprised in the slightest..
They doth protest too loudly, methinks.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:41, closed)

Im amazed that someone going in for foot surgery
would share a ward with someone having genital reassigment.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:32, closed)

No one is questioning the operation the old dear/chap was in for
Merely that I struggle to see NHS hospitals keeping stock of massive plastic cocks to give to patients to try out their new cunt.
(Blunt Logic, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:16, closed)

they do - I once saw it on a documentry
they start off with small ones, then work on to rather large ones that sex shop windows would be proud of.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:19, closed)

They were all in for a whole range of things
Foot surgery, sex change, one of the other ladies had broken something or other
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:37, closed)