When I was a lad
I had a best friend, we used to do everything together, long walks, play, discovering the world, getting into scrapes. The usual stuff.

One day I got an erection and just thought I'd stick it in her for a laugh. She didn't say anything, just let me grunt away for a couple of minutes till I'd finished. I lay back, exhausted and a little ashamed, she ran off into some trees.

I lay there for some time, worrying I'd broken our friendship permanently, but soon she was back, licking my face with warm affection.

I was 14 when this happened, she was 5, but in dog years that's 33, I dont know if that makes me a cradle snatcher or a granny grabber ? All I know is that it was the start of something beautiful. We're still together now, 24 years on. She died some time ago, but I had her stuffed and with the help of some modern technology, I we still enjoy a healthy sex life.

Sorry for the length.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:18, 6 replies)

Tumbleweeds...

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:21, closed)

mmmm
not sure 'tumbleweeds' is proper language mate
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:45, closed)

hahaha
i likes this, *clicks away*
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:23, closed)

I just read this to my girlfriend
who said Yuk and now thinks B3ta is even more sick than she first thought.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:04, closed)

Awwww
Good on you. Alot of people would be embarassed about this type of relationship.
(TartarMartyr, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:11, closed)

this is the best post

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 2:17, closed)