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This is the story of one of America's great unsung heroes. I mean you've seen him but you never knew who he was. You've cheered for him and cried for him and women have wanted to die for him. But did he ever get any credit or the girl?
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This is the story of one of America's great unsung heroes. I mean you've seen him but you never knew who he was. You've cheered for him and cried for him and women have wanted to die for him. But did he ever get any credit or the girl?
me in my car!
print me off and colour me in!
tall, likes tea, low monotone voice,
| What Is Your Battle Cry? |
| Running on the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a burning branch, cometh Thefallguy! And he gives an ominous cry:"I'm going to beat you so heinously, it will be a new form of crime!" |
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» I witnessed a crime
Christmas Eve 2000
true story - this happened to me
i had the best job you could want during my A-levels, well upper 6th anyway. i used to work in the local off licence and as i grew up in the middle of nowhere i knew everyone. so no yobby kids would try to get stuff underage and also i got a lot of freebies and a lot of 'wasted/damaged goods'.
so come Christmas Eve, its the busiest day of the year as everyone panic buys wine, sherry and port.
now over the months leading up to the xmas rush we had invented a rugby style game in the stock room.
the buzzer goes, ah we think just another customer.
so the guy i work with goes out front to serve i hear some shouting so i go out front to see what was going on. in front of me i see my work buddy pale white and in tears as there are two men stood there waving bread knives at him.
i couldnt believe this is actually happening so i spluttered to myself, before i was asked to open the safe.
'errrrrr.....its already open'
panicing they ask us to stand in the corner.
'ummmmm.......we're already stood in the corner'
as they grab the money and run out, they tell us to get out to the stockroom so they cant see them leave.
i just shrug my shoulders and say, 'fine'
and walk out laughing.
they stole £500 in float money, rather than steal all expensive drink or fags. i pressed the alarm button and waited 40 minutes for the police to turn up and laugh at them as im telling them whats happened.
im not trying to make out im some sort of hard nut, i just couldnt believe it was happening.
so thats me watching crime being committed and not being a have a go hero
(Thu 14th Feb 2008, 23:06, More)
Christmas Eve 2000
true story - this happened to me
i had the best job you could want during my A-levels, well upper 6th anyway. i used to work in the local off licence and as i grew up in the middle of nowhere i knew everyone. so no yobby kids would try to get stuff underage and also i got a lot of freebies and a lot of 'wasted/damaged goods'.
so come Christmas Eve, its the busiest day of the year as everyone panic buys wine, sherry and port.
now over the months leading up to the xmas rush we had invented a rugby style game in the stock room.
the buzzer goes, ah we think just another customer.
so the guy i work with goes out front to serve i hear some shouting so i go out front to see what was going on. in front of me i see my work buddy pale white and in tears as there are two men stood there waving bread knives at him.
i couldnt believe this is actually happening so i spluttered to myself, before i was asked to open the safe.
'errrrrr.....its already open'
panicing they ask us to stand in the corner.
'ummmmm.......we're already stood in the corner'
as they grab the money and run out, they tell us to get out to the stockroom so they cant see them leave.
i just shrug my shoulders and say, 'fine'
and walk out laughing.
they stole £500 in float money, rather than steal all expensive drink or fags. i pressed the alarm button and waited 40 minutes for the police to turn up and laugh at them as im telling them whats happened.
im not trying to make out im some sort of hard nut, i just couldnt believe it was happening.
so thats me watching crime being committed and not being a have a go hero
(Thu 14th Feb 2008, 23:06, More)
» Housemates from hell
Freak
I moved into this house and i thought it was nice and for a month it was ok, then it started teh freak housemate refused to let me put up a bird feeder over winter as they was afraid of catching bird flu, i fixed the lock in the bathroom which they then 'unfixed' as they was afraid of having an accident in the bathroom and being unable to be reached, they cried to me all the time talking about her parents and how much they hated them yet demanded money of them and still got £50 a month pocket money - they are nearly 30, when one room became free i tried to put everyone off by shaking my head when they were not looking one sucker did move in i told them give it a month and you'll see and surely enough one month later she was being driven up the walls. weird one also believed they had everything wrong with themself, had a cupboard full of every sort of pill, teh werid one even knew the doctors recepitionists name's off by heart by teh sound of their voice on the phone, yay my first post any good?
(Sun 8th Apr 2007, 20:07, More)
Freak
I moved into this house and i thought it was nice and for a month it was ok, then it started teh freak housemate refused to let me put up a bird feeder over winter as they was afraid of catching bird flu, i fixed the lock in the bathroom which they then 'unfixed' as they was afraid of having an accident in the bathroom and being unable to be reached, they cried to me all the time talking about her parents and how much they hated them yet demanded money of them and still got £50 a month pocket money - they are nearly 30, when one room became free i tried to put everyone off by shaking my head when they were not looking one sucker did move in i told them give it a month and you'll see and surely enough one month later she was being driven up the walls. weird one also believed they had everything wrong with themself, had a cupboard full of every sort of pill, teh werid one even knew the doctors recepitionists name's off by heart by teh sound of their voice on the phone, yay my first post any good?
(Sun 8th Apr 2007, 20:07, More)
» Insults
insulting women
two lines i like to use if a woman tries it on with me. "sorry luv' even i have standards" & "no thanks, i like my women to still have some tread on the tire"
also, when i swear i tend just to put *sticks on the end, such as.
fucksticks
wanksticks
shitsticks
(Sat 6th Oct 2007, 23:19, More)
insulting women
two lines i like to use if a woman tries it on with me. "sorry luv' even i have standards" & "no thanks, i like my women to still have some tread on the tire"
also, when i swear i tend just to put *sticks on the end, such as.
fucksticks
wanksticks
shitsticks
(Sat 6th Oct 2007, 23:19, More)