and this is my wife ...
Oh no! it's the wife/hubby run! seems to be a theme in this QOTW trust me it can be so much worse...
Close your eyes and picture the scene (ok don't close your eyes else you cant read the rest of the story so maybe squint a little)
Aged 16 all my mates braggging about there excting and varied conquests feeling the need to have at least one tale to tell in I never I was ON THE PULL!
And as was luck would have it, first bar we go to there was one gourgeous guy who couldnt keep his eyes off me!
Him: " not wanting to be too forward but you're gourgeous!
Me: (glutton for compliments) Oh thanks im *loobyla* im 16 are you in my college...
*lots of conversation where he defintly assures me that he too is a collge student a bit older then me at 22 studying something or other which made it seem quite beliveable etc*
One thing leads to another and I have my skirt hiked up and my legs spread eagled all over his top quality bedroom suite ("this seems well nice for a student" "oh um yeah...")

Every position known to my young mind and plus some was enjoyed until the inevitable sleepy time.
Wakes up and turns bleary eyed to a grinning bed partner
(actual quote, these words for ever burnt upon my memory)
"hey cutey, i know i said i was 22 well.. if truth be told im 31 ("ahh waaaaah") this is my wife x she was listening over last night how do you feel about a mummy and daddy's game"
Run? I was out there so fast a lovely old dear had to tell me on the bus my skirt was inside out.
(loobyla, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:36, 2 replies)

Erm
Like scrabble or bridge?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:36, closed)

oh my..
I hope so.
(loobyla, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:16, closed)