Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Two of noteThe 'Golf' hotel in Warwickshire somewhere, first thing to be seen when walking through the door was a pitbull chewing the plaster off a wall and also pissing on it at same time. It got renamed Borstal.
The Americana in Skegness, the radiators were at 150 degrees, I got sat in the dining room (someones lounge) next to a woman in a wheelchair who forced me into said radiator due to a complete lack of room and hence burning the skin off my elbow. She couldn't cut her food up as 'she was too shaky' so her husband did. She wasn't too fucking shaky to make a roll up half way through breakfast.
Also not a bad hotel when they arrived, however this changed. Being too pissed to get into his room, a mate of mine slept on the settee in the hall outside his room. He awoke there in the morning stark bollock naked having scratched 'FUCK OFF' into the wall with his key.
Same night a mate of mine shat his bed.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 15:17,
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