Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Hotel de VieI stayed at a Hotel in Farnham whilst attending the wedding of one of my wife's friend. The place was called Hotel de Vie, we managed to get a discount on the best room in the hotel because my wife knows the owner.
Wedding was lovely by the way with a free bar and cheesy disco, you couldn't drag me away from either…
The hotel's décor is probably best described as burlesque. With arty pictures of ladies wearing very little.
And our room. The French room.
Lovely big bed in the room and erotic literature in the bedside cabinets, I didn't even have to search for grot a it was on display. A bath that had 2 showers and could hold 4 people comfortably or even 2 people thrashing about with vigour in the morning and a eye bolt hooked into the ceiling.
For the sex swing in the wardrobe.
Best hotel ever.
Not strictly in keeping with the QotW I know but any excuse to reminisce taken.
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Weejock, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 10:28,
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Oooooo!I've got a strange urge to visit Farnham - don't they have some sort of show at sometime of the year.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 10:51,
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I just looked at the websiteI have to say, it looks lovely! I think I might take myself off to Farnham soon...
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A sex swing...... that is second hand? Ewww. Did they also have a selection of used dildos, or maybe a pre-loved butt-plug? Nope, I draw the line at second-hand grumble.
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Photos!
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