Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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I once got sausage, chips and gravy from a chip-shopThe woman behind the counter tentatively placed the sausage atop the pile of chips, and said "Mind that sausage doesn't fall off."
Being slighty pissed, I laughed it off, said "Yeah sure" and on my way out the door, struck a silly pose on one leg with one hand in the air whilst I went "Wooooooaaahhh!" whilst jiggling the tray of chips in the other hand.
The sausage promptly fell onto the pavement causing much ridicule from my friends who still rib me about it to this day.
Poetic justice.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:56, Reply)
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