Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Vile, I tell you...Well my mother has her own special brand of madness. It ranges from claiming to be able to contact the dead, to her ever growing collection of tatoos. Her tatoos have to be seen to be believed. My two favourites are bus tatoo(she is a bus driver) with park and ride written underneath, the other is 2 red devils making the beast with 2 backs on her arse.
So this woman has blamed me for her divorce from my father, wastes money on seeing fortune teller types and watches porn as most people would watch a normal film. She asks me for porn on a regular basis!
Plus my entire family will freely admit to watching porn together. Help me.
Though despite the craziness, I wouldn't have them any other way including the crazy mum. She is ace
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hedge_diver, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:31,
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