Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My mum, bless herWe threw her a surprise party for her 70th birthday a few years ago, not long after her hip replacement.
My uncle took her to the local pub for a drink whilst the rest of us set the party up.
We did the obligatory 'Surprise!' yell as she returned. She looked back at us with a strange glazed expression.
Turns out that the small glass of wine she'd had in the pub had reacted with her post op painkillers.
She called me the next day. 'Thank you for the lovely party. Did I enjoy myself?'
And to think, I pay good money to get into that state.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:22, Reply)
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