Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Just nowPhoned a company I've talked to before about a quote.
Person answers the phone says the company name.
I say "Is that Stephen?"
They say "No, It's Helen"
Ouch
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:21, 2 replies)
Happens all the time...I work in a company with many Greek men. I answer the phone...'Hi is that Yiannis?'
'No its *female name*' I don't even sound paticularly manly or Greek, just a typical high pitched northern bird.....
*sighs*
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:09, closed)
...Allow me to apologise on behalf of them and myself, as i was too smacked of gob to apologise to the poor lady i spoke to.
She didn't sound particularly manly either, I've no idea what possesed me to say that.
Perhaps the mind numbing tedium here is getting to me!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:33, closed)
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