Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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i am the absolute king of putting my foot in itand whilst i have many stories for this particular post, i'm still a little haunted by a gaffe t'other week.
me and the missus had stopped in a pub (on the way home from another pub) in a desperate search for food / more booze. despite being quite the worse for wear, we struck up a few immediate friendships, and our drinks were all paid for by one kindly benefactor who insisted on plenty of shots of whiskey. who am i to turn down a free dram?
anyway, i wander up to the bar, and see the bartender is shaking a little, and his balance is off. i heartily pronounce 'jesus christ son, you're all over the place. you must be pissed as a fart!'
'no i'm not,' came the reply, 'i have cerebral palsy'.
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:37,
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