My little bunny's tail
I have a few answers for this QOTW, but I’m too shy for this. Some of them involve being caught when having sex. Some of them vomiting in inappropriate places. However, the most embarrassing moment of my live happened when I was only 7 years old.

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I was at school, wearing my school uniform. To this day I still can’t understand why my mother would insist on my wearing these very thick wool tights when the coldest temperature was 16degC. But there I was. My belly was feeling funny, so I tried the toilet, but it didn’t work. So back to the playground. I had a very vivid imagination (still have) and I liked being on my own. I think I would have been diagnosed with Autism if it wasn’t because my friends would drag me out of myself so I invented games for them.

So there I was, thinking my things outside the toilet. My belly feeling funny. And I farted. Just a little tiny fart, you know. Kid’s fart. And stay there, outside the toilet, thinking my things (I can see myself right now, with my face of “wonderland”). Then one of my friends called me to play, and I went.

While I was walking, I felt something strange under my pants. Mmmm… I touched and… OMG!!! How could that happened!! How could that be!! It couldn’t be true!!! All of a sudden, I had grown a little bunny’s tail!!!

My friend called me again and I forgot about it.

Lunch time passed; afternoon lessons too; and I went home, thinking, while walking, on my little bunny’s tail. Until it was bath time and my mother started undressing me. Suddenly she shouted “Abe!! What’s that!! You did a poo on your pants!!!”
“Really?” Said I with relief “I thought I had grown a little bunny’s tail!”

I didn’t understand my mother’s laugh; but slowly, very slowly, I started to realize what I had done. It took me time, but for days, weeks, months… what the hell! Still nowadays friends and family come and ask me for my little bunny’s tail. I’m 28. It stopped being funny the same day that it happened.

I’ve done things that would be embarrassing for a lot of people, but this one, by far, is the worst for me.

I can’t believe I’ve told you all about it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:45, 5 replies)

You still haven't realised.
There is no shame on B3ta.

Tell us more : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:57, closed)

Hmm...
I didn't notice a tail in manchester!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:43, closed)

*clicky clicky*
Well told.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:07, closed)

Point of order
It did not stop being funny the same day that it happened.

Trust me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:11, closed)

clickety click
I really enjoyed reading that. What a great image: chocolate bunny tail!
(Ja For Sure, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:26, closed)