Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Milton Keynes Bowl - MetallicaHalfy, there must be something about this band/venue combo that jinxes those of us prone to bouts of stupidity...
I too saw the 'tallica there ('97?) and, as an impressionable young lad at the time, decided to dye my hair a dark purple. My light brown locks didn't take well to it and it turned bright, fucking, Barbie pink.
I managed to get sunburnt that day too. This coupled with the fact that I was halfway through growing my hair and was at the 'shoulder-length bob' stage, meant that all the bigger boys took great pleasure in pointing out that with my throbbing red body and giant pink hair-helmet, I really, REALLY resembled a massive penis.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:15, 3 replies)
'99 was better(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:27, closed)
It probably was......it was all a little hazy TBH. It was the year with Marilyn Manson, Placebo, Sepultura, Ben Harper, Terrorvision, QOTSA et al...
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I was there......and had a great time, apart from the fact that the security stopped me from going in because of my wallet chain being "too big", just as a guy with a ridiculously spikey dog collar walks past me un-challenged.
Was tempted to say "Is it cos I is black?" in a comedy Ali G way but thought better not risk it. Had to dump the chain just to get in.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:46, closed)
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