How I got my *As long as it moves* label
Ahhh...the first week of college, full with us young un's attempting to act cooler than we really were and desperately trying to make friends by pretending to be everything a 16 year old should be.

So panini bar, a small gathering, say 8-12 16-18 year olds including myself just generally nattering about who was fit on the course, who looked like the class geek, who'd drop out within the first week etc... when I get a phone call off WallyEllySue Senior (aka Mother).

Natter...Natter...Natter...*Click*

Ok, Ms. Sue time to throw yourself right back into the conversation and score some points!

Potential Class Clown(as I was absent mindedly saying parting greetings with my mother): So I was getting this one girl off like this right....

Me: No Way! THIS is how you get a girl off! Works for me everytime!

*Then proceeds to demonstrate the action with which is exactly how I satisfy both myself and other individuals consisting of two X chromosomes*

*Silence and several looks of virginial amusement at such an action*

Potential Class Clown: 'Woah.... Well we were actually talking about how you GET OFF with someone not how you GET SOMEONE OFF but we can talk about that too, nice to see how you demonstrated though'

*Cue rosy red cheeks*

Potential Class Perv: 'So you're like a lesbian then?'

Please be kind....tis my first time (post)
(WallyEllySue Another fine mess..., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:47, 4 replies)

ahah
That made me snort tea all over my laptop.
Cheers.


Btw - I've been in that situation too :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:16, closed)

Aawww!
*clicks*
(orangejuicejohns, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 8:37, closed)

It's a good thing...
You specified it was your first post. Because we all know it's not your first time, tee hee
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 10:27, closed)

hahaha nice
click
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 8:39, closed)