Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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i visited my aunt this summerMe, my mum and my sister visited my aunt up in the countryside.
We'd been down the pub, i'd had a couple and was having a bit of trouble changing my speech pattern and vocabulary back into "relatives and family" mode from "mates you work with" mode.
As we're walking back to their house we are discussing who has what bedroom.
"You can have the one nearest us" says aunt
"ooo are you sure? I snore if I've been drinking" i exclaim.
"Don't worry about that, it's an old house, big thick walls, completely sound proofed"
"Oh good, ok" I say "if that's the case, i might have a wank"
it sounded funny in my head.
they didn't find it funny.
and the room in question was the nursery.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 4:24,
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Could have been worseAt least you didn't say you were going to have a drunken floppy wank, lolerskates
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