Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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cream and cringeMe, 16yrs old and had just had a shag in a jacuzzi and she kept her bikini bottoms on.
This left me with a rather sore/sensitive sensation that grew into a chilli burning type of pants rage by the time I had cycled home.
Decided to take a shower and check myself out.
Blister, down one side of my man part, about an inch and a half in length and already filled with fluid (the blister). The surrounding skin was red and angry looking, the pain was intense and burn like. I needed to do something, fast.
Scanning the bathroom cabinet, I was not surprised to find that we were all out of 'serious cock burn cream' but we did have aftersun, the label waffled on about skin repair, so I thought I was onto a winner!
Our house hold was a serious/ morose type headed by the classic 'out of step with reality' victorian dad, who at that moment , wanted to use the bathroom, he knocked (you always have to knock) and made it clear I was to GTF out ASAP as he wanted to use HIS bathroom...
So I pocketed the solution (pun) to my problem and went to my bedroom to apply the 'solution' to my 'problem' ...
So, Im standing there, trousers and pants around my ankles, my top held clear of the area, tucked under my chin. My hips pushed out to make the best of the light, a big white dollop of solution in my right hand, my nob resting in my left hand, I am seconds, maybe milliseconds away from blister relief when dad walks straight in, moving fast, talking, head down.
He looks up, sees my face, looks down, turns around sharpish and leaves, his sentence trailing off....
The joy of the pain relief was outdone by the *cringe*
He thought he'd just caught me having a creamy wank.
Having to walk out of my room into the lounge and face the ole man was.... difficult to say the least.
No eye contact for at least a week.
I am cringing now, and there are sooooo many more *cringes* in my life...
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 9:20, 1 reply)
hahayou made me choke on my toast
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 9:41, closed)
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