Lesbians
Aged 15, staying at my then-girlfriend's house for the week. Her parents have been told that I am a 'friend' and accordingly have set up camp bed for me in her room.

Which we were decidedly not using when her mother walked in without knocking.

Cringe point 1 - being caught naked, legs akimbo, clearly enjoying myself at the hands (quite literally) of her supposedly straight daughter.

Cringe point 2 - spending the rest of the week with gf's mother refusing to make eye contact with me, speak to me or in fact even refer to me by my name. Instead, she took to describing me as 'Emma's lesbian friend.'

Thus: "Emma, would your lesbian friend like a cup of tea?"

Gf, unfortunately, couldn't have found it more hilarious. Wish I could say I had some clever retort to fire back, but no. 15-year-old me simply gave her evils when her back was turned.

*sigh*
(Samara Morgan is a small blue thing, like a marble or an eye, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 23:30, Reply)