Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Jam SandwichedI was walking past the local constabulary and two police cars were pulling out of the side road one behind the other. They were driving slowly and fairly close together.
Not one to be intimidated by authority I thought I would be smart and cross the road between the two of them.
I strutted through with head cockily held high so failed to see a length of rope at shin height.
Yes the front car was towing the one behind and I went completely arse over tit.
There was a busy bus stop of people watching too. Brilliant!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:51, 1 reply)
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