Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Oh and now...
My ex's housemate. The girl, not the gay bloke. Can't talk in her presence, it's great. Just like being 9 again.* Also, since my ex and I are still marvellously good friends, it's utterly doomed (and not just because she's a super-hot PhD in the prime of life and I'm an overweight waster). Hurrah for built-in excuses with every inappropriate crush...
*I was an early starter, like.
( , Wed 4 Oct 2006, 15:48, Reply)
My ex's housemate. The girl, not the gay bloke. Can't talk in her presence, it's great. Just like being 9 again.* Also, since my ex and I are still marvellously good friends, it's utterly doomed (and not just because she's a super-hot PhD in the prime of life and I'm an overweight waster). Hurrah for built-in excuses with every inappropriate crush...
*I was an early starter, like.
( , Wed 4 Oct 2006, 15:48, Reply)
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