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of Google (made me cry), some of the better ones:

John Wayne Made Me Cry.
My Swap Partner made me cry.
Vanilla Sky just made me cry.
Jackie Chan made me Cry.
Today my daughter made me cry again.
A marching band has made me cry.
Swimming with dolphins made me cry.
Watching F1 almost made me cry.
The Tesla Coil made me cry.
13 reasons why Cluetrain made me cry.
The Mod That Made Me Cry.
Komputer Made Me Cry.
Jenn's Journal: My mother in law made me cry.
Darth Vader Made Me Cry.
Halo 2 Made me cry.
A Game with a Bald Man Made Me Cry.

edit-string; For those of you saying, "Hey knarly cool post and all, but the wanker just skated by without laying out even a litlle piece of his life and what makes a bugger tick!" ...and I know you're saying that!

Please allow me to share the last thing that made me cry. Now to look at me, you'ld say, "Where's yer Harley bro?" or "Dude, saw ya on the WWF last night, you ROCKED!" The point being, I have the appearance of a manly man. Awnold is a wuss! So, tears don't come easy and when they do come... they frickin mean something... understand?! Right o then...

hmmm, let's see, the last time I cried was February 21st. My step father calls from NY to say my Mom had passed away... then the prick goes on to tell me how I was a lousy son who never stayed in touch (little did he know- I have the email to prove it!) with her. Threatens to kick my ass and it was at that point on the phone that I allowed him to push my buttons and I whoooped off the foulest angriest verbal attack ever recorded on an FBI stakeout.

I cried after that... it sucked!
(Jogolo, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 5:26, Reply)