Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Not my story. Read the Bachelor Home Companionin which you can find instructions to not hoover the ceiling or to do any washing up at all, ever (that one involves a lot of jelly and digging a hole in the garden).
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Yes indeed.Doesn't it also contain the suggestion of taking washing up into the shower with you?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:54,
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