I work at a fish shop
Well I work part time at an aquatics shop in between school, so we have some right fruit cakes coming in.

A certain man insists on coming into the shop and asking prices, the once he has been told them decides that: he doesn't want to pay that much, and also decided that i am lying. It lasted about 10 minutes with him dictating prices to me, which were nowhere near right, but then decided to start telling the owner that he doesn't know what is going on about regarding the prices.

not very good i know, but I'm crap at this thing :P


oh and there's a smelly family that come in so we open the doors and stand there wofting the odour out
(JonnySniper In accordance with the prophesy...., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:25, 2 replies)

another!
Aha a fellow fish shop dork. You either work at one that not many people know about, or you haven't been there that long ;)

You haven't had livebearer man, stinky turtle man, in your face dribble man, my fish are dead because I didn't cycle my tank lady, "what do you mean I can't keep twelve goldfish in a tuppawear pot?!" lady... and the dreaded crazy stick lady who is the queen of wasting time, and in all fact, totally bonkers. Watch this space hehehe
( Bathory, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:48, closed)

ooo
So I'm not the only one lol, it really does get depressing working a nine hour day in a fish shop.

i like telling young kids nemo is dead, best laugh of the day lol.

and convincing a customer that cocoa worms eat cocoa, and feather dusters, eat feathers. After getting them to believe this, i ask them if they want to know what clown fish eat, then begin to piss myself

ah well, its a shite job lol and im waffling

*retreats to dark corner*
(JonnySniper In accordance with the prophesy...., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:28, closed)