Grumpy old man
Before I sacrificied looking beautiful for looking more masculine via getting rid of my shoulder length hair I had to wear it in a pony tail at my oh so interesting job at a supermarket.

Now sometimes the obvious gender mistake would be made by a customer but I wasn't too fussed by it and neither were the customers. Except one;

To set the scene I was kneeling on the floor tidying the blocks of cheese when I hear an elderly man speak to me;
"Excuse me sweetheart, where is the cream?". Now I couldn't help but be amused by being called sweetheart and was probably cheekily smiling when I got up.
"Are you a man?" He questioned, his tone slightly aggravated.
I replied with a simple "yes" to be snapped back at with "You bloody fool! Get your hair cut!"
(in hindsight I should have replied no and acted offended)
I simply countered that I was getting my hair cut in a few days (which I actually was) and pointed him to the cream which was no more than 3 feet away from him.
Humourless old bugger.
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:29, 2 replies)

he was probably annoyed
because he'd been letching at your arse for 5 minutes.
( djtrialprice, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:58, closed)

Shame
You didn't use the old 'Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers' line:

"I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl"

"Why don't you suck my cock and find out"
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:40, closed)