Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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IdiotI had the pleasure of working for a large chain of aquariums many years ago, lets call them the "Sea-Death Centres".
A customer once asked me- whilst staring into the biggest fish tank in the south of england at the time- "are those sharks real?". Now, i replied that they were actually holograms(un-surprisingly i had been asked this half-wit question a few times), because it would be far too dangerous to keep real sharks in an aquarium, Jaws 3 pretty much showed us the implications.
They very nearly bought the idea until one of said sharks savaged a mackerel that was sharing the display. I am a horrible liar apparently, fucking idiots. Oh, we also kept clockwork Jelly-Fish at one point too.
Not so much customers from hell, but definitely not from genetic diversity.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 18:55, 1 reply)
sharksare the only reason i go to those places.
fucking love 'em.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 22:58,
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