Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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kung fuwhen my sister was 7, she joined the local judo club.
after her first lesson, she came home, excited to show off her new-found skills.
"watch this, dad!" she says, taking a stance and moving her hands about in a vaguely jackie chan-ish way.
"are you watching my hands, dad?" she asks.
"yes, i'm watching," he replies.
my sister then proceeds to plant her delicate pink patent-leather shoe very forcefully into my dad's spuds. as he writhes in agony on the floor, poleaxed by his small daughter, my sister looks at him smugly and says "should have been watching my feet."
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 18:34,
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brilliantHeheh. That's awesome. Was he wincing or laughing more?
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he was wincing and swearingmum's hysterical laughter didn't help.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:27,
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