Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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"Can you draw the curtains?"*runs out, gets a sheet of paper...*
and he returns with one badly drawn picture of a window, by which time i've just closed the curtains.
Twat.
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Herr Tezcat, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 10:10,
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