Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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fukaweedad says (infront of seven year old cousin):
Dad: Okay, so these pigmy africans are walking around. They're called the Fakawee tribe
Girl Cousin: Why?
Dad: Well cause they're really short, caue they're a pygmy tribe, and they walk around in the tall grass, and they get all lost. and you know what they say?
Girl Cousin: What'd you they say polly?
Dad: They say WHERE THE FUCKAWEE?!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:21, Reply)
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