Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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I think they're all at it!My dad has loads of *hilarious* quips, but I remember as achild some of his favorite involved the car.
The classic was for him, on the way home from school to piss around with the pedals and pretend the car had broken down. Pull to a stop and ask me and my brothers to push the car (a huge Datsun Cherry estate - with the external wood panelling. Nice) for about a mile. We where about 6 and 7 at the time.
Also te classic as you're about to get in the car driving off a little bit then stopping. Ad nauseum.
The other one which we all actually really loved was when he used drive in the style of different people - old lady, farmer, young hoon, nervious driver etc etc. We used to ask him to do it all the time! looking back it was bloody lucky we lived in the country side and there was never much traffic around!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:28, Reply)
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