not so much a joker, more like a prankster.
Everytime we would go out for a meal, a male member of the party would need the loo. If my father needs the loo he would also make the journey. Once you have finished you would then go and wash your hands, this is where my dad would be waiting.......whist standing there he would get a hand full of water and throw it over your groin, hence you now look like you've pissed yourself!
Another favorite of his is to turn your teaspoon upside down in your hot drink if you left the table, upon oyur return he would turn it back the right way. Then you would attempt to take the spoon out but it would be so hot you end up flinging it accross the room.
ooh ooh ooh, and another would be to ask people if their ice cream/cream cake/any messy pudding if it smelt funny. You would then smell it, as you did he would smack your hand causing you to jam it up your nose. This doesn't go down to well when done to your girlfriend or her mum!
( M@rkoni, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 16:08, Reply)