Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Two classicsMe: I'm thirsty.
Dad: Hi there, I'm Friday!
and
Me: I'm hungry.
Dad: I'm Germany, pleased to meet you.
He's for the home in a few years.
Also he insists on calling my boyfriend "Don from Dancaster." He honestly thinks he's the funniest person in the house.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 17:42, Reply)
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