Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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I was the first person to have a mobile phone in the family.And i locked the keypad inside my bag. My dad took it out inside a pub while i went to the toilet, and proceeded to press select and every key on the keypad. I got back and the first thing he did was smile and say "I figured out your password. One figure, that was easy" and i stood and laughed at him. Every fucking time i see him he says it.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:58, Reply)
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