Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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I thought it was just my Dad that made the "all for me" gagAnyone "Put the kettle on, I fancy a cuppa"
My Dad "Do you think it'll suit me?"
Anyone "Put the cat out"
My Dad "I didn't realise it was on fire"
His favourite joke is the man walks into an iron bar/ouch one......
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 8:33, Reply)
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