Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dadonce quipped "Get out you little fucker and never darken my door again"
I hadn't even touched the door
I was sleeping with his new girlfriend though
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supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 11:54,
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