So you nicked a toilet
and then left it beside a lake.

Fuckin' nice one...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:36, 1 reply)

Yeah fuckin' nice one
It was a relevant answer to a question of the week.
(PassTheKhat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:30, closed)

Well, the toilet is merely the leitmotif -
- of an evening of ill-advised fun. Ski-ing with improvised skis while drunk (stupid and possibly fatal), climbing trees while drunk (see previous), dodging a falling toilet with drunk reactions (see previous, or play HL2 multiplayer to recreate this safely in your own home). So yes, quite a relevant answer.

There is also a philosophical layer: You could say the toilet delayed its own death (as do we all; you never 'escape' death, you just postpone the inevitable); via the questionable safety of a bunch of intoxicated blokes.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, closed)

The Incredible Sulk
I Like You
(PassTheKhat, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 23:44, closed)

I never said it wasn't
I just think you're a bit of a cock, that's all.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:54, closed)

Well
The question is really asking how you've almost died from being stupid, or how you'd like to say it 'bit of a cock'.

Go away.
(PassTheKhat, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:34, closed)