Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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nose-blowingis apparently the best way to administer cpr to a baby. Random information for you.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:23, 2 replies)
Yeah butI tried doing this to a baby in a shop trying to save its little life. How was I to know that it didn't need CPR?
Well, that's what I told the police anyway. And the nonces in B wing. And the prison doctor.
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NOOOOWrong way around. For a small child, it's your nose and his mouth.
You don't want to burst his tiny lungs...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:33,
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^They're all burst by the time I've finished with them.
*leers*
*feels sick*
*leers again but heart not in it*
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