Back by popular demand is my girlfriend the former morgue employee
from here

After asking her for her best morgue stories, this is what she deemed the "Perfect Murder" story...

Her: "The perfect murder story was a woman's body washed up in Lady's Island Lake... we were pretty sure she had been raped but we couldn't be sure, because the entire body was soaked in bleach. For at least a day."
Me: "Fucking hell"
Her: "Her eyelids had been sitting in bleach so long that they had become almost transparent, even when they were closed you could see her irises."
Me: "Fuck me! Agh!"
Her: "And this is the best part; the SAE kit was inconclusive, because she had been subjected to a delightful post mortem douche. There wasn't a spot of evidence on her because the bleach ate it all away."

Finally I gave the typical b3ta-male response: "Man, rape takes a lot of effort."

Her response: "It was disturbing and horrible. But eerily beautiful."

Sometimes I wonder about her.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 6:00, 2 replies)

your girlfriend's weird
but i think i know what she means
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:01, closed)

Am I...
wrong in that reading that I was thinking about who to murder... god I love the internet, and not getting caught murdering...
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, closed)