DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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I was my own dentist.When I was in year 8/9, and was getting a load of new teeth (very reasonable prices, aha!) I had to endure the annoyance of loose, wobbly teeth.
But no, not I! I'm a grammar school student, I thought, I dont have to put with this shit like the other morons.
So I got an assload of bonjela, shoved it onto my gums around my loose teeth, and got a pair of pliers.
I removed three of my teeth that way.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 15:26, Reply)
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