DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Glasgow dental hospitalFew years back managed to crack a tooth in half, didnt have much dosh so decided to go up to the free student dental hospital in Glasgow. Next thing I know my mouth is open and im staring at a gormless 3rd yr dental student (OK, dont actually know what year she was in but she wasnt fuckin qualified anyway!!!) with her teacher in the background giving it "its quite easy, just puuull hard and keep twistin in every direction". 20 mins later the chick still hasnt got the tooth out and im now in agony. Q fucking brutal bob and his grazed knuckles appearing at the request of teacher pull and twist. 5 mins and a fucking astonishing amount of pain later and BB is proudly holding aloft my tooth. Im sat in the seat just thanking the lord its over. Or so I thought.... Teacher looks at the tooth and pulls puzzled face. "ooh, looks like you have 5 roots but only 4 and a half are here, we'll have to get the missing half also. Thats highly unusual you know". I felt like crying. Q more pain, drilling and pulling and eventually it was over. Couldnt move half my mouth and gum was in fucking agony.
I'll just pay for my treatment next time. Cunts.
(, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 15:56, Reply)
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