Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Dear God..
... bearing in mind that Ogwen did this 2 weeks after begging us to stop him from ever going there should he show interest.
I thnk that maybe usage of the word "port" in this case might be mean to coastal docks worldwide.
No size-ism here.. just a mental image of the girl mentioned drunkely slobbering over a guy's face in a nightclub, then pullig away to chunder down his shirt.
Nice one Ogwen..
( , Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:59, Reply)
... bearing in mind that Ogwen did this 2 weeks after begging us to stop him from ever going there should he show interest.
I thnk that maybe usage of the word "port" in this case might be mean to coastal docks worldwide.
No size-ism here.. just a mental image of the girl mentioned drunkely slobbering over a guy's face in a nightclub, then pullig away to chunder down his shirt.
Nice one Ogwen..
( , Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:59, Reply)
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