Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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exactly the same thinghappened to my friend sam. she was so upset she ran out of the bar and left her handbag. i got summoned to pick her up, sobbing like a sheep on helium, from manchester picadilly station at 3am. then i had to cancel all her cards and her mobile. but orange insisted on speaking to her direct. it went something like this:
sam: look, never mind all those questions about the phone. what do you do when the love of your life turns round and tells you he's gay?
her mother, whom we'd had to wake up because her keys had been in the bag, and i look at each other in horror
sam: what? really? three YEARS and you'd no idea she was secretly a lesbian?
jesus.
oh, and i can vouch 200% that rakky is neither minging nor weird. although she is a very bad influence and makes you get completely and utterly hammered. if i were into girls, i'd do you, love!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:16,
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